it can be funny or inspirational or whatever
In "The Bucket List" Jack Nicholson tells Sean Hayes, " There are three things you need to remember when you get old. Never pass up a Bathroom, never waste a Hard-on and don't ever trust a Fart."
LOL!
"Hey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, fore-fleshing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-***, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey **** he is. Hallelujah. Holy ****. Where's the Tylenol?"
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation
Here is my favorite line…….and it is from a ballroom dance movie in the early 1990s:
"We have….a disqualification. This is Barry Fife speaking. Scott Hastings and partner….are suspended until further notice! Will Scott Hastings and partner….please…leave the floor!……This is the final warning….for Scott Hastings and partner….to please….leave….the floor!"
(from the movie "Strictly Ballroom")
well….i have 2 favorites.
"i've got everything i need right here. i've got air in my lungs, a few sheets of paper. i mean, i love waking up in the morning not knowing what's gonna happen, who i'm gonna meet, where i'm gonna wind up. just the other night i was sleeping under a bridge, and now here i am, on the grandest ship in the world having champaigne with you fine people. i'll take some more of that…i figure life's a gift and i don't intend on wasting it. you never know what hand you're gonna get dealt next. you learn to take life as it comes at you, to make each day count"
- jack dawson (titanic)
"So it's not gonna be easy. It's gonna be really hard. We're gonna have to work at this every day, but I want to do that because I want you. I want all of you, for ever, you and me, every day. Will you do something for me, please? Just picture your life for me? 30 years from now, 40 years from now? What's it look like? If it's with him, go. Go! I lost you once, I think I can do it again. If I thought that's what you really wanted. But don't you take the easy way out."
-noah (the notebook)
Listen, not a year goes by, not a year, that I don't hear about some escalator accident involving some bastard kid which could have easily been avoided had some parent–I don't care which one–but some parent conditioned him to fear and respect that escalator! – Brodie, Mallrats
"We are the angry and the desperate, the hungry and the cold, we were the ones who kept quiet and always did what we were told"
-Prayer of the Refugee…Rise Against.
why do i keep running from the truth
all i ever think about is you
you got me hypnotized, so mesmerized
and i just got to knoooow
Crush – David Archuleta
"Come back Jack!"
-The Titanic
vote me for best answer? lol.
"I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany."
Anchorman
you can sleep with the fishes =D
well this is a quote from 'someone':
"The only people you need in your
life are the ones that prove they
need you in theirs."
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" If I had a dick i'd tell you to suck it" Betty White from the movie Lake Placid.
"I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die"
Johnny Cash, "Folsom Prison Blues"
"I've got a jar of dirt!"
