Christmas Special? (was it?)

SCD Christmas Special     DARREN    ALL HAIL THE KING!!!    Eh by gum, the gaffer’s dun good!!  - or has he?   Did I imagine it or did he drop the lovely Lilia on her bonce? ….  isn’t  “On me ‘ed”  a football term?   Sorry, but I just don’t get why people rate Darren so highly.  I only reached for my 10 once tonight and it was not for the Dazzler.  I expect I am in a minority, but it would be interesting to know what the outcome would have been had he:- a) not been the last person to danceb) didn’t bring his fan club to the filming c) strike lucky with an extremely popular professional. From the start I was annoyed with the old “I’m a bloke, this dancin’ lark isn’t me…  I’m a bootstrap n’ braces Yorkshire lad born n bred in’t mines!!   He is arrogant, smug, self important and so on………… Enough already!!!   LETICIA – Nice. But instantly forgettable?    I do have a soft spot for her though, she reminds me of myself if I was blonde, a good bit lighter and was able to dance!    MARK –Why did you Jive, you gorgeous man!!!    It was sloppy and messy, but also stiff and kind of random.   I felt cheated.  The AT is your winning dance – don’t you remember!!!  (I remember every moment of it)……  I am choosing to believe that you were all told what you were to dance…   ALESHA – Did you forget to get dressed dear?    I have the exact same number in my wardrobe from a different lifetime…    As for the dancing, I can only assume you were both just having a laugh and keeping your eye on the main comp – loved the piggyback though – good for you! MATT – I can’t even think about his dance knowing what I know about him now.  Yes, Flavia and Vincent’s relationship may well have ended anyway – but that is for them to sort out and not for this forum. GETHIN  - Beautiful.    My winner – without question.    I was enraptured.   Not too keen on the song though…  I wonder what the outcome would have been if Geth had done this waltz in the semi finals????  JUDGESLen – For god’s sake stop with the macho crapBruno – Stop copying that old fool next to youArlene – Abandon that appalling and abominable alliterationCraig – Keep up the good work  The scoring was rubbish – far too high.   I can remember when 3 8’s and a 9 was a good score.  I wish the judges would remember that for a high score to mean something there has to be some lower ones!   I pray for some impartiality and objectivity in the next series.   I don’t want to hear   “I just want sex”, “you come out, and dance like a bloke”, “I vote with my heart”…   etc…………    Constructive Criticism – bring  it on in 2008   That’s all for now!  

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